Know what makes a great scientist? The size of his beard.... that's right, little known secret but apparently all that genius goes straight to their hair follicles. Darwin probably kept the a few galapagos turtles hidden under there. Magellan on the other hand, I dunno... his beard just isn't as awesome, you know why? He wasn't a scientist, all that navigating crap took a toll on him. He's probably saying to himself, what's with all this GPS shit? I don't get it.What ever happened to good 'ol adventuring and stuff man? Well too bad Magellan, you'll just have to try harder next time.
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